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Dedication

This page is dedicated to one of the greatest Americans to ever walk the soils of this great land: Mr. Albert Bundy. Albert Bundy is one of the few men to ever achieve the feat of scoring four touchdowns in the same football game. Al chose to serve his country not by serving in the armed forces, but in a different way, playing high school football.

This page is not about Mr. Albert Bundy, it is only dedicated to him. Don't get me wrong, Al deserves his own page, but there are plenty of other FAQ's & pages out there that do this. Here are a few pages that are dedicated to Mr. Bundy:

This is a link to a list of Al Bundy quotes .

Here is the "official" Mr. Albert Bundy home page.

This German has a lot of Mr. Albert Bundy stuff.

This Australian page has nothing to do with Mr. Albert Bundy, but is pretty damn funny.

If you cannot find all you could possibly want to know in these places, try reading the FAQ in the alt.tv.mwc newsgroup, or post there.

The above links are not my own, they belong to other people. So if they don't work, DO NOT complain to me, but DO tell me that they are old and no longer working.

Who I Be:

The Rev. Dr. Marc Getty is a member of the administration and is a network administrator for the College of Liberal Arts at Temple University. He guesses that he can now be labeled "the man" in the 1960's Black Panther way now that he is an administrator. He is also an undergraduate student currently enrolled in the College of Science and Technology at Temple University. He is working towards a bachelors degree in Computer and Information Science. Now I am going to stop because I am tired of talking about myself in the third person.

To the right is a photograph taken of me sometime arround 243 B.C.E.

I would like to tell a little about myself here but I will not, because I do not like you. Don't take it personally; I dislike most people. But really, I am a straight native English speaking white male between 6'-0" and 7'-0", (only short people know how tall they are) and a slim 215 pounds (3000 Kg). I had long dark hair two thirds of the way down my back, but I cut it last summer for some reason. Don't worry, it's starting to grow back. I am the stereotypical computer geek, the kind that always has a boot disk and screwdrivers, but I also will step on your head if you mess with me.

I am currently single and not seeing anyone. Stating that I am single does not mean that I expect to get any soclitations by any hot "Web Babes," far from it. The reason I stated it is to keep all of the fags from sending me fag crap. There are no women who look like that girl in the Prodigy advertisements surfing the web; they have better things to do.

Pages I created:

Mr. Jack Getty's Page is now complete and ready for viewing. This is a page dedicated to my head lackey, Mr. Jack Getty. This is not exactly what they call a content page. I do agree the web needs less of these pages and a lot more content.
CAUTION: This page contains links to criminals, juvenile delinquents, criminal acts, and stolen property.

The Terminator 2: Judgment Day Page is now complete and ready for viewing.
WARNING: Extremely Graphic Intensive Page, 630K of graphics and 34 images total.
CAUTION: This is not finished, rather it is a work in progress, and will be for quite some time. Audio clips and more pictures will be added soon. Right now it's just covers the first couple minutes of the movie. More to come!

Libraria Romaneasca Virtuala is now up and ready for viewing. Libraria Romaneasca Virtuala in English (the language of choice for getty.net) means Virtual Romanian Bookstore. You may also want to see: Libraria Romaneasca Virtuala - Sectia Muzica , or Virtual Romanian Bookstore - Music Section. I'm sure you will find all of those hard to find hits that are on your shopping list.

The Churchville, Pennsylvania Page is now up and ready for viewing. Now including a map of Churchville, and a small directory of businesses. Coming soon will be a listing of all the e-mails I have received from former Churchville residents. (Note: I have yet to receive a completely positive e-mail from a former Churchville resident!)

My 1974 Volkswagen Thing has a web page, it still needs some work though (page and car). News flash: The Thing is now inspected in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania! The Thing will not be on the streets too much longer, it will be put away for the winter pretty soon. I will drive it as much as I can until about Halloween, and then it is getting some well deserved work done on it.

The Interesting Texts Page This is my content page, it is chock full of useful information, all in text form. That is why I call it the Interesting Texts page. I will remove some and add other texts to this page in the coming weeks. Note the special interest sections: Temple University texts and Geek texts are my favorites.

The BRAD Page.

A long time closed Ms. Jenny McCarthy page.

My HOTsheet, a look at all of the cool sites I have been looking at.
Warning: Almost 200 KB of links to other sites!

Coming Soon

A page about my feelings about the world and others.

More and more Interesting Texts.

What's your beef?

Please send me any comments you may have.

I like both and . But I like Netscape 4.0 a lot more then any version of Internet Explorer. I especially hate IE 4.0, which screwed my computer up so bad I had to get out my favorite uninstall utility: FDISK .

I have tested my pages in resolutions from 640x480 to 1152x864 with: Netscape 1.x, 2.x, 3.x, and communicator; Microsoft Internet Explorer 1.x, 2.x, 3.x, and 4.x; NetManage's WebExplorer; Cello; and of course, Lynx. It works fine on all but IE v.'s 1.x; if you know why, send me a line. As of 9/23/96 I fixed all grammar and spelling mistakes I knew about, but a friend of mine Rob who just graduated Temple as an English major told me of 10+ more mistakes, all of which I fixed on 9/7/97. Send me an e-mail with any more mistakes you can find and you can win a prize.

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